"I totally saw a fox do this on National Geographic. How hard can it be?"
No reproductions allowed.
Same setting as the non human parodies. This came first before the other 2, but it’s chronologically later.
Britney Spears blessing a paparazzi and forgiving him of his sins.
when someone says “ten years ago” i think about the 90’s not 2003
Yeah sure let me just track sand over my entire house I mean are you serious can you imagine the mess what a catastrophically bad ideashut up.
Not until whoever invented this is in jail
Props to Blue Willow bookstore in Houston for this display.
Oh my God! Booksellers everywhere are dying of laughter.
Winter’s Tale, non-tie-in edition. Next.
Or, you know, you could just stop saying sorry.
I take it you don’t have anxiety.
You can’t “just stop saying sorry”. You do something, something so little, like accidentally bump into someone. You feel horrible about it. Your brain starts panicking and you have trouble trying to breathe. You stutter an apology. They say it’s okay, but you accidentally do it again, and you apologize again. They just say “Aha, you can stop saying sorry.” And you feel horrible that you’ve probably made them angry or upset, so you mutter out an apology for the third stupid time, and they just say to stop saying sorry. Stop saying sorry.
You can’t just tell someone to stop saying you’re sorry.